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Off course

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Captain in a storm

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Touché"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Lifesaver!

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Area 51: The Inside Story

Spy Satellite

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."