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Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Take me to your feeder,'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Intergalactic Travel Agency

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Student driver."