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'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

"Is there a pilot in the house?"

"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Please remain seated until the Captain has turned off the seat belt sign..."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

How am I abducting?

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A white collar cow.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'Take me to your feeder,'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"