Sky Traveler Pillows

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

"Is there a pilot in the house?"

"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Please remain seated until the Captain has turned off the seat belt sign..."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

How am I abducting?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A white collar cow.

A Space Walk

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."