Sky Wanderer Pillows

"Ladies and gentleman, the cabin door is now closed. You may now celebrate the triumph of an empty middle seat in your row."

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

"They said you wanted to talk to the one in charge?"

Man looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"NO ICE!"

Up, Up and Away?

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Boy pilot.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Battery Lighthouse

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Airliner

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Life in the fastest lane.