Cloud Wanderer Pillows

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Location, location, location.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'I'm surprised I made it up here with my lifelong fear of flying!'

"Well where the Hell are we?"

Pigeon Little

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Push for Disco...

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Climate change

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"I know. I miss him, too."

See you at Charing Cross!

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Doubledecker bus stop

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Life in the fastest lane.

Clouds

"Disney will flip!"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'