Cloud Wanderers Pillows

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

You Are Here.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Life on cloud 8

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Angel with speed camera.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

'See if they have their green cards.'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Heavenly Ships

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

Space Heater

A stranger in paradise.

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

'Location, location, location.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Did we order a Chinese?"

"If we came here in a faster-than-light spaceship, shouldn't it be dark out?"

"Bloody satellites..!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.