Cloud Wanderers Gifts

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

You Are Here.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Life on cloud 8

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Angel with speed camera.

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

'See if they have their green cards.'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Space Heater

Heavenly Ships

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

A stranger in paradise.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Location, location, location.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Well where the Hell are we?"

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Bloody satellites..!"