Cloud Walker Dreamer Gifts

"I believe cats to be a spirit come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through." - Jules Verne

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Boy pilot.

Winter Weather.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Dreams I have had...

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Airliner

This castle manager job better be for real.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Witch dice.

Clouds

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Window in the Sky.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Picasso Cloud.