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"I believe cats to be a spirit come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through." - Jules Verne

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Boy pilot.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Winter Weather.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Dreams I have had...

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'

Airliner

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

This castle manager job better be for real.

Clouds

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Window in the Sky.

Witch dice.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Picasso Cloud.