Cloud Dreamers Gifts

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Angel Fishing

"Up here you'll find the frequent flier miles really add up."

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

"I took this flight because of a layover on cloud 9."

"You look like a face, she looks like a heart... How come I always have to look like rain?"

'Sorry about the delay, since we went computerised it's been a nightmare.'

A collection of numbered clouds; everyone is on cloud 9.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Angel chasing dog with halo.

Volcanic ash cloud held up with sticks

'You seem to meet all the qualifications, but I'll still need to see you parallel park.'

A shepherd herds clouds.

"You're right, sweetie, that one does look like popcorn. A huge piece of ... run!!"

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Boy pilot.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Airliner

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Witch dice.