Castle Dreamers Gifts

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

"He's claiming sovereign immunity."

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

'That's called the 'moat,' Son -- it keeps the unwashed masses out.'

"Sire, it's the castle. I'm afraid we're completely submerged in a tiny fish bowl."

Princess Snail Ride

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Damned Garage Door Openers.

"It looked bigger on Zillow."

New Home

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Lady of the bath...

Home Sweet Home

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

Clouds

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Ahh, shade."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."