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'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

"He's claiming sovereign immunity."

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

'That's called the 'moat,' Son -- it keeps the unwashed masses out.'

"Sire, it's the castle. I'm afraid we're completely submerged in a tiny fish bowl."

Princess Snail Ride

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Damned Garage Door Openers.

New Home

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Lady of the bath...

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

This castle manager job better be for real.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Ahh, shade."

Clouds

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

Cherub string quartets

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Royal Picnic

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'