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'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of our community restrictive covenants.'

'Why don't we apply here? I've heard they have a very generous benefits package.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Lady of the bath...

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Next in Lion

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Chocs away.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Royal Love

Trump Overload

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

"Ahh, shade."

Fairy tale

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Saguaro Cacti.

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Sugar Plum Fairy