Bouncy Castle Dreamer T-Shirts

'If you can imagine yourself on a jumping castle the whole day, you can picture my life...'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Lady of the bath...

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'I'm upgrading our entertainment center.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

This castle manager job better be for real.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Angel Swing

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"Ahh, shade."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"And that won't wake me either."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

Royal Picnic

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

Pavlov's Dream

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

"My mind is still on vacation."