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"He assumed the crown at a very young age."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Fine. And you?'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Halloween in Bath

Orange House of Horrors

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Magical box of chocolates.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'