Bouncy Castle Fan Prints

"He assumed the crown at a very young age."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Fine. And you?'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Halloween in Bath

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

Orange House of Horrors

Bath Bonfire

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'