Inflatable Castle Fan Prints

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

Bring your own inflatable.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I love you, you big fool."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Automatic swing machine

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"I'm retired now"

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"It's the apocalypse!"

Lake Skater

'Planning a night to remember? Looks like it's going to go with a bang!'

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"Come on in, the water's fine."