Inflatable Castle Fan Gifts

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Automatic swing machine

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"I'm retired now"

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"It's the apocalypse!"

Lake Skater

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'Planning a night to remember? Looks like it's going to go with a bang!'

"Come on in, the water's fine."

The fountain of youths.