Inflatable Animal Fan Gifts

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I love you, you big fool."

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Boarway Show

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Water Balloon Animals.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"It's time to end the suffering."

Pop goes the weasel.