Inflatable Animal Fan Gifts

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I love you, you big fool."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'