Stuffed Animal Fan Gifts

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Antler Buzzers.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

False food.

Help me!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.