Inflatable Furniture Fan Gifts

Tax Returns R Us - 'Sign here but don't press too hard. The desk is inflatable.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I told you not to buy an inflatable sofa if you own a cat with sharp claws."

Sitting Ducks

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Quilting Bee.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Fur'niture

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'