Furniture Assembly Fan Gifts

Self-assembly nest

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Fittd shēt

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

DIY.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

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