Home Improvement Fan Gifts

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Man nails in a picture of boxing wearing boxing gloves.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'No, Ralph can't come out to play. He's painting the kitchen today!'

Don't hang up, sir- you haven't got a wrong number.

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

'What would it cost to change it into a one-way glass house?'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Scientists building a tower

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Love your renovations.'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'