Home Maintenance Fan Gifts

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Tortoise polishing his shell

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Remote Toaster

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

'The door jammed.'

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

Please Swipe Your Feet

"I told you that thermostat was too high, didn't I?"

I think it's your suspension!