Home Appliance Fan Gifts

'It's an anniversary gift for my wife...better gift wrap it.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Wall Cluck.

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'