Home Appliance Fan Gifts

'It's an anniversary gift for my wife...better gift wrap it.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Does it come with magnets?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Wall Cluck.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

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