Home Comfort Fan Gifts

"Now I want you to use that nut pick to feel around for your impacted molar."

"I told you that thermostat was too high, didn't I?"

Pasta

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Pizza-Matic

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

Rep-Tiles.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'