Home Comfort Fan T-Shirts

"Now I want you to use that nut pick to feel around for your impacted molar."

"I told you that thermostat was too high, didn't I?"

Pasta

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Pizza-Matic

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'