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Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

Pasta

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Contented man and cat sleeping

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

E-Z Livin'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Watching telly

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"Home is where..."

Uprooted

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."