Comfy At Home Fan Pillows

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

Pasta

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Watching telly

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

E-Z Livin'

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"Home is where..."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"