Cozy Night Fan Pillows

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Penguin Remote

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

It's officially spring

"Something nocturnal."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Gamers

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Blanket Pull

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

For the love of toast...

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

All-Night Diner

Spring Break