Cozy Night Fan Pillows

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

It's officially spring

"Something nocturnal."

"So, you're staying in then?"

Gamers

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Blanket Pull

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

All-Night Diner

For the love of toast...

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."