Cozy Bedtime Fans Pillows

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Gamers

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

PJ Party

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Warming hands over soup.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Famous Bedsides

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"Stop fact checking my story."

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

'You're improving Dad! My foot's asleep!'

"Read to me again, Grandpa, how the country was about to collapse, and you rushed in and raised the debt ceiling..."

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

"That's kingsize?"

For the love of toast...

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."