Cozy Bedtime Fans Mugs

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Gamers

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

PJ Party

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"Stop fact checking my story."

Warming hands over soup.

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Read to me again, Grandpa, how the country was about to collapse, and you rushed in and raised the debt ceiling..."

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

'You're improving Dad! My foot's asleep!'

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

For the love of toast...

"That's kingsize?"

"Sorry to cancel last minute—I was waiting it out, hoping you would."

"And they lived happily ever after until their retirement savings ran out."