Cozy Morning Fan Mugs

For the love of toast...

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Big Newspaper Delivery

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

Easter Bonnet

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Gamers

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Spring Onion

Bunny in People Slippers.

Bed & Breakfast

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

Dead & Breakfast.

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

"Death takes a personal day."

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

Hi all it's springtime.

"Wake up. It's springtime."

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'