Cozy Morning Fan Gifts

For the love of toast...

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Big Newspaper Delivery

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Easter Bonnet

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Gamers

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Spring Onion

Bed & Breakfast

Bunny in People Slippers.

Spring time!

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Dead & Breakfast.

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

"Death takes a personal day."

The First Continental Breakfast

Hi all it's springtime.

"Wake up. It's springtime."

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"