Cozy Evening Fan Gifts

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Bedtime story.

O Christmas Tea

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

It's officially spring

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Gamers

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"I think we should each try other beers."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Stainglass Windows '33

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Burgers

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

For the love of toast...

Adam and Eve AFTER the Fall.

'No, I don't think we have to say grace over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.'

"Normally I'd agree that sitting in front of a roaring fire one a cold winter night was wonderful...but you don't have a fireplace, Norman."

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

CATNIP!

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'