Morning Meal Fan Gifts

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"How about a little more coffee?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"Can I have a pony?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

'Please do not adjust your set -- I'm just a little hung over.'

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

"Night, owl!"