Morning Meal Fan Gifts

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"Can I have a pony?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Please do not adjust your set -- I'm just a little hung over.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

"Night, owl!"

'I'll have a dozen custard pies as well, please!'

'I'm going to make this quick because the pie ala mode ice cream is melting.'