Breakfast Cereal Fan Gifts

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Big Newspaper Delivery

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Cow Cow Plops.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

Ducks on Trucks

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

You're late!

'And if you like comfort food, I would recommend the Xanax stuffed pork -loin.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!