Breakfast Cereal Fans Gifts

Popo the clown, cereal killer.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Bed and Breakfast

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

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