Cereal Fanatics Gifts

Market. Poppos. This is my kind of cereal box ... "To open, rip off box top and smash through the waxed paper".

"I'm telling you Guv, this is the work of a cereal killer"

Counting ribs

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Power breakfast.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."