Cereal Lover Gifts

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'You own the rights to the phrase, 'Cereal Killer', and we want to buy them.'

'This is one of the pitfalls of shopping online ...'

'He's been working on that jigsaw puzzle for months now...I just don't have the heat to tell him it's a box of lucky charms.'

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Bed & Breakfast

When we say they snap crackle and pop, we're not kidding!

'Y'know, this healthy grown up cereal is pretty good.'

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'

Super Bran Flakes.

'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence.

German Expressionist Breakfast

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain."

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

"What a swizz.. there's supposed to be a free CD in here."

George was not a morning person.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"I go soggy in the bath."

"I'm making it official. I'm giving Mary Jane my prize tonight."

"The cereal was excellent. Could I have the milk to go?"

Bad Product Concepts

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

Fart, barf, cough.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

World Cup breakfast.

'Brace yourself Rookie - a bowl overdose is never pretty.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'