Cereal Aficionados Gifts

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Power breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."