Cereal Aficionado Gifts

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Cereal fire put out with milk.

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Wordilly Durdillies - Shergar breakfast cereal

'...recalling Sun Glo orange juice, Corn X cereal and Lift coffee...'

"There goes Baldo...off to work. He sure is growing up."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"Kids, here I am all hooked up to this lie detector, ready to tell you all about Zapples, the exciting new breakfast cereal..."

"They have wheat fiber,oat fiber, and rice fiber, Evelyn, but no moral fiber."

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

Fruit Loopholes.

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

Life before cereal

The envy inside a box of cereal

"Seventeen years on the force wants me to call this a cereal killing. But, that would just sound stupid."

Cereal for Accountants

"Cap'n crunches"

Kokopuffi

"It snaps and it crackles - but it just doesn't pop."

Post, Kelloggs & Mills: Attorneys at Breakfast

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Tension filled the tent.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Cake Friday!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'It's all homemade.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!