Cereal Enthusiast Gifts

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'You have a serious vitamin deficiency - Eat as much breakfast cereal as you can.'

Rococo breakfast cereal.

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Milk carton reads: HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I'm the man you thought you elected to office

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Oh, c'mon! I just poured this bowl of cereal!"

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

Chiropodist eating corn flakes

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

'It's a note from my school bus driver. He wants all kids to stop eating sugar coated cereal for breakfast. He says he can't handle thirty sugar highs.'

Best if used before it spoils.

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

"Apparently it's called Budget Crunch because it 'falls short of your minimum daily requirements.'"

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

"You know, there really is room for intelligent debate between writer and reader. I'm writing a letter to the editor! People need to voice their opinions."

Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!

"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

Kellogg's Wapners

Stale Cheerios

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"Yuck. These don't taste right."

"Give me the number of the Snappy Pop Bang Cereal Company, please!"

'The high fibre comes from eating the box.'

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