Cereal Enthusiast Gifts

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'You have a serious vitamin deficiency - Eat as much breakfast cereal as you can.'

Gullib-Os

Rococo breakfast cereal.

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Milk carton reads: HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I'm the man you thought you elected to office

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'Why does your Superbowl ring have a picture of Captain Crunch on it?'

"Oh, c'mon! I just poured this bowl of cereal!"

Best if used before it spoils.

"You know, there really is room for intelligent debate between writer and reader. I'm writing a letter to the editor! People need to voice their opinions."

'It's a note from my school bus driver. He wants all kids to stop eating sugar coated cereal for breakfast. He says he can't handle thirty sugar highs.'

'I know you like Corn Twisters cereal, Derek, but Daddy needs them for his gas tank.'

Chiropodist eating corn flakes

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

"Apparently it's called Budget Crunch because it 'falls short of your minimum daily requirements.'"

'This corn's got dandruff.'

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Pop' goes on strike, so the company hires a scab!'

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

'Cereal's not all that expensive -- why is everybody always trying to steal it?'

'This box must be fresher. It has to be sold by July 2800, where as this one has to be sold by June 2905.'

Your breakfast cereal is amazing! Look, this old rusty pot has become new-looking and beaming again!

'How the hell do they get this shit to snap, crackle and pop?'

'Our best bet is to ignore nutrition completely, and stress its shape and color, and the toy in the box.'

'Oh! I thought you'd said music was your first love.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"You're becoming very clued up, where's all this knowledge coming from?"

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'