Cereal Lovers Gifts

A Cow runs out of Milk.

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

'Gah No milk' - 'Gah No cereal, either' - 'There must be some sort of aid agency I can call.'

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Early Morning Roll Call.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)