Cereal Comedy Lover Gifts

Supermarket anti-flatulence sign

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Cereal Tasting.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Power breakfast.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.