Vegan Comedy Lover Gifts

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

The vegan hunter

Spinach Dating.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Cybervegan Caf

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Too Much SOY

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe