Vegan Humor Lover Gifts

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

"I swapped him for a plant based alternative."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Two vegans, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Cybervegan Caf

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Too Much SOY

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'