Vegetarian Humor Lover Gifts

"First tofu of the season!"

Tofu bi-products.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

Free salad bar.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

An Artichoke choking on some food