Vegetarian Humor Lover Prints

"First tofu of the season!"

Tofu bi-products.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Eye Bank.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.